March 2012
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
fucking romeo and juliet
ugh
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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added some new songs and changed my background go...
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wow I just saw a picture of Shay Carl
holy shit he lost a lot of weight since I stopped watching his videos
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youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
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“I know a boy who called his girlfriend’s body a “crime scene.” Dad, my body is...”
– Jeanann Verlee, “Communion” (via fleurishes)
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
Me: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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Anonymous asked: i still have an hour and a half. marry me?<3